Songs and Discography

Naturally Sweetened

1. All I Want is You
2. Me and You
3. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
4. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
5. With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss
6. You’re As Sweet As Sugar on a Stick
7. I Love Your Eyes
8. Don’t You Cry, Now Don’t You Fuss
9. I Wanna Be Your Baby
10. A Clock Without a “C”
11. It All Comes Back To Me
12. Me and You
13. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
14. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
15. Barnyard Stomp
16. All I Want Is You

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Old Dogs, New Tricks

1. Our Dog Bernard
2. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
3. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
4. I’m A 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
5. The BumbleBee Song
6. What If a Zebra Had Spots?
7. I Wanna Be a Dog
8. The Apple of My Eye
9. My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana
10. All I Want is You
11. The Skatter Brak Flath Who Lives in My Bath
12. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
13. I’ve Got a Dog and My Dog’s Name is Cat

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Teachers Favorites

1. Nothing
2. My Friend Jake
3. I Didn’t Mean To
4. Tomorrow
5. I Lost My Pants
6. The Alfabet Song
7. I Don’t Wanna Go To School
8. I Love Your Eyes
9. Cindy’s Absent
10. Water
11. Don’t Eat The Food That is Sitting on Your Plate
12. Underwear
13. I’ve Got a Teacher, She’s So Mean

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Family Trip

1. It’s My Mother and My Father and My Sister and the Dog
2. We Don’t Have to Share
3. My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
4. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can’t You Be That Way?
5. But I’m Just Thirteen
6. Go and Hush the Baby
7. Oh No, I Like My Sister
8. I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
9. Mom Said, “No,” I Said, “Why?”
10. When the House is Dark and Quiet
11. Aunt Anna Came to Our House
12. I Miss Grandma
13. Early Sunday Morning

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A Little Different

1. I’m A Slug
2. Homemade Band
3. These Are Not My Children
4. I Don’t Brush My Teeth
5. It All Comes Back To Me
6. Who Got a Boo-Boo?
7. Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day
8. Potty Training
9. I Still Don’t Like Asparagus
10. I’d Be Me
11. Marvin Doesn’t Like the New Baby
12. Wet Again
13. Donuts
14. A Clock Without a “C”
15. The Dog Barked: A True Story
16. Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
17. Lucky To Be Alive

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Old Enough To Know Better

Disc I

1. 1. When Suzie Sneezed
   2. I Can’t Tie My Shoe
   3. I Used To Have a Sister
   4. My Dentist is An Awfully Nice Man
   5. Reptile World
   6. The Accident
   7. The Witch
   8. That’s What Makes the World Go ‘Round
   9. The Warning
   10. Don’t Leave Me in the House Alone
   11. The Dinosaur Song
   12. Ellen Grew a Beard
   13. The Town of Round
   14. Me and You
   15. I Looked Into the Mirror; What Did the Mirror Say?
   16. A Bee Will Sting You
   17. Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit
   18. Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String
   19. Everywhere You Go
   20. Shut Up in the Library

Disc II

1. The Ant and the Grasshopper (What They Didn’t Tell You)
2. Not So Good At Baseball
3. Poor Orville Thlapp
4. I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
5. There’s No Substitute For a Cat
6. Caterpillar
7. First It Bit My Behind
8. Barnyard Stomp
9. I’m Bored
10. I’m Late
11. The Craster
12. I Forgot
13. The “I Eat Kids” Klezmer Polka
14. Siamese Twins
15. Get Your Hand Off of My Leg and Your Foot Out of My Shoe
16. One Big Happy Family
17. Five More Minutes
18. Fred
19. If You Know a Kid Who Complains All the Time
20. I Don’t Believe You’re Going to the Bathroom

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Juggling Babies

1. Trouble..What Trouble?
2. Don’t Wake Up The Baby of The Baby Will Get You
3. Diaper Rash (A Monster Song)
4. Why Do I Love You?
5. Lullaby For a Crying Baby
6. Symphony in Why # Major
7. But They’ll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me
8. What Do We Do With a Crying Baby?
9. A Sick Song
10. What Are We Gonna Do About the Baby?
11. As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Father’s Day Nightmare)
12. I Can Do Anything
13. Doo-Doo is a Bad Word
14. Have a Little Smoke?
15. I Wanna Be Your Baby
16. Don’t You Cry, Now Don’t You Fuss
17. Turkeys in the Straw

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Naughty Songs for Boys and Girls

1. Thump Thump Thump
2. Hey Jack, What’s in the Sack?
3. You Can’t Say “Psbpsbpsb” on the Radio
4. My Name is Hiram Lipshlitz
5. With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss
6. The Man and the Chicken
7. Don’t Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
8. I Can’t, I Can’t
9. Mom and Dad Are Always Right
10. They Said, “Eat the Broccoli”
11. Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan
12. A Brontosaurus with Bronchitis
13. Tyrannosaurus Nix
14. My Mother Ran Away Today
15. The Poetry Lesson
16. Do This, Do That
17. Dad Says That I Look Like Him
18. Leroy is a Late Bloomer
19. You’re as Sweet as Sugar on a Stick
20. Marching Shoulder to Shoulder

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Family Concert

1. I Can Do Anything
2. My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana
3. I’m A 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
4. I’ve Got a Dog and My Dog’s Name is Cat
5. Our Dog Bernard
6. Tomorrow
7. Diaper Rash
8. I Don’t Wanna Go To School
9. My Brother Threw-Up on My Stuffed Toy Bunny
10. Underwear
11. I’ve Got a Teacher, She’s so Mean
12. I Wanna Be a Dog
13. I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
14. My Mother Ran Away Today
15. Mom Said, “No,” I Said, “Why?”
16. When the House is Dark and Quiet
17. Don’t Put Your Finger Up Your Nose

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Off-Color Songs for Kids

1. Underwear
2. The Town of Round
3. The Chameleon
4. I’d Be Me
5. I Forgot
6. I Looked Into the Mirror, “What Did the Mirror Say?”
7. The Caterpillar
8. The Crab
9. Oh No, I Like My Sister!
10. You Better Not Giggle, Now Don’t You Laugh, But I’m in Love with a Giraffe
11. Water
12. Hands and Kilometers
13. Bad Boys: A Housebuilding Nightmare
14. A Bee Will Sting You
15. Elvin and the Witch
16. What if a Zebra Had Spots?
17. Five More Minutes
18. Later

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Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit
and Other Songs My Parents Won’t Let Me Sing

1. I Lost My Pants
2. Mom Said “No,” I Said, “Why?”
3. The Dinosaur Song
4. Reptile World
5. Get Your Finger Off My Leg and Your Hand Off of My Shoe
6. Inequality Makes the World Go ‘Round
7. Marvin Doesn’t Like the New Baby
8. Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String
9. Nothing
10. I’m Late
11. I Don’t Think My Teacher Likes Me
12. I Love My Daddy
13. Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It in his Armpit
14. Go and Hush the Baby
15. Don’t Eat the Food That is Sitting in Your Plate
16. I’m Standing Naked on the Kitchen Table (Trying to Get Your Attention)
17. Wet Again
18. But I Still Don’t Like Asaparagus

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Songs for Well Behaved Children

1. It’s My Mother and My Father and My Sister and the Dog and My Two Little Brothers and Me
2. I Am Very Sad to Say That Cindy Won’t Be Out to Play
3. I Wanna Be a Dog
4. The Craster
5. The Bumblebee Song
6. The Warning
7. Don’t Leave Me in the House Alone
8. A Clock without a “C”
9. Ellen Grew a Beard
10. Mommy, Mommy, I Gotta Get a Record
11. We Don’t Have to Share
12. I’m Bored
13. I Didn’t Mean To
14. The Accident
15. I Don’t Wanna Go To School
16. Aunt Anna Came to Our House
17. The Alfabet Song
18. Siamese Twins
19. I Can’t Tie My Shoe
20. Poor Orville Thlapp
21. If You’ve Got a Kid Who Complains All the Time
22. I Miss Grandma
23. First It Bit My Behind
24. I Love Your Eyes
25. There’s No Subsitute For a Cat

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Captured Live and in the Act

 

1. Early Sunday Morning
2. He Eats Aspragus, Why Can’t You Be That Way?
3. I’m A Three-Toed, Triple Eyed, Double Jointed Dinosaur
4. My Friend Jake
5. Thump, Thump, Thump
6. Tomorrow
7. Fred
8. When the House is Dark and Quiet
9. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
10. The Apple of My Eye
11. I’ve Got a Teacher, She’s So Mean
12. Shut Up in the Library
13. Don’t Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
14. Louder

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My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana
and other Provocative Songs for Kids

1. When the House is Dark and Quiet
2. The Skatter Brack Flath Who Lives in the Bath
3. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
4. My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana
5. Barnyard Stomp
6. Our Dog Bernard
7. My Name is Hiram Lipshlitz
8. Tomorrow
9. All I Want is You
10. My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
11. For My Sister, Wherever I May Find Her
12. My Mommy Drives a Dump Truck
13. Talking I’ve Got a Teacher, He’s So Boring (or I Shall Be Free # 1-12)
14. I’ve Got a Dog and My Dog’s Name is Cat
15. But I’m Just Thirteen
16. I’ve Got a Little Sister

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I Eat Kids
and Other Songs for Rebellious Children

1. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can’t You Be That Way?
2. I’m A Three-Toed, Triple Eyed, Double Jointed Dinosaur
3. I Don’t Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair
4. My Dentist is an Awfully Nice Man
5. I Eat Kids
6. Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
7. I Never Did Like You Anyhow
8. To Mommy
9. Shut Up in the Library
10. I Don’t Believe You’re Going to the Bathroom
11. I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
12. Fred
13. I’ve Got a Teacher, She’s So Mean
14. Me and You
15. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
16. When Suzie Sneezed
17. My Friend Jake
18. Early Sunday Morning
19. Louder

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We’re Not Kidding! A Tribute to Barry Louis Polisar

DISC 1

1. 1. All I Want is You–The Vespers
   2. My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana–DeLeon
   3. I Eat Kids–The Radioactive Chicken Heads
   4. I’m A Slug–Rutherford B. Hayes is Dead
   5. My Brother Threw Up on my Stuffed Toy Bunny–Purple Mums
   6. With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss–Alyssa Robbins
   7. Diaper Rash–Haunted Cologne
   8. Shtek Nit Dayn Finger in Der Noz–Deborah Berman & the Nogoodniks
   9. I Wanna Be Your Baby–Le Page
   10. I’d Me Be–Evan Polisar and Cesar Cartagena
   11. Donuts–Jeff Forrest
   12. Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan–Robbins in a Tree-O
   13. Cindy’s Absent–Dead Mens Hollow
   14. Me and You–Your Little Pony
   15. Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car–Los Huevos
   16. You Can’t Say “Psbpsbpsb” on the Radio-Ham & Burger
   17. Shut Up in the Library–Noga Vilozny
   18. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole–David W. Jacobsen and September’s Shadow
   19. Hey Jack, What’s in the Sack?–Tor Hyams
   20. The Alfabet Song–Frankie and Rufus
   21. I’ve Got a Dog and My Dog’s Name is Cat–Elizabeth Street
   22. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can’t You Be That Way?–Kid Kazooey
   23. When Suzie Sneezed–JLA
   24. What if A Zebra Had Spots?–The Boogers
   25. You’re As Sweet As Sugar on a Stick–Rebecca Loebe
   26. I Don’t Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb my Hair–Nate Lieby
   27. A Clock Without a “C”–Jordan Stowell and In The Audience
   28. I Wanna Be a Dog–Tom Vincent
   29. I Didn’t Mean To–Barry Louis Polisar duet with Radioactive Chicken Heads
   30. All I Want Is You (redux)–Barry Louis Polisar

DISC 2:

1. Giggle Tickle Wiggle Fiddle Around–Alyssa Robbins
2. Apple of My Eye–Rutherford B. Hayes is Dead
3. Our Dog Bernard–Purple Mums
4. I Love Your Eyes–Loverlee
5. Barnyard Stomp–The Vespers
6. Lullaby For a Crying Baby–Key Wilde and Mr Clarke
7. Don’t You Cry, Now Don’t You Fuss–Le Page
8. That’s What Make the World Fo ‘Round–Elizabeth Street
9. Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan–Noah Scalin and the League of Space Pirates
10. I Wanna Be A Dog–The Radioactive Chicken Heads
11. Potty Training–The Michael O’Brian Band
12. Don’t Put Your Finger Up Your Nose–Ham & Burger
13. I’ve Got a Teacher, She’s So Mean–Kid Kazooey & his One Man Klezmorkestra
14. I Never Did You Like You Anyhow–Nate Lieby
15. “Doo-Doo” is a Bad Word–JLA
16. Go and Hush the Baby–Tor Hyams
17. I’m a Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur–Bonnie Phipps
18. I Looked Into the Mirror, What Did the Mirror Say?–The Radioactive Chicken Heads
19. C’est Toi que j’veux (All I Want is You)–Eric Hartereau
20. Hiram Lipshlitz–DeLeon
21. Trouble…What Trouble?–Adam David and the Freewheelers
22. I Never Road the Railroads–John Winfield Blake
23. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole–Jennifer Hall and Water Method
24. We Don’t Have To Share–Lunch
25. Lucky to Be Alive–Le Page
26. When the House is Dark and Quiet–The Brothers Vilozny
27. A Clock Without a “C”–Catherine Satterlee and Jim Greenfield
28. Underwear–The Radioactive Chicken Heads
29. The Tushie Song–The Barry Louis Polisar Self Aggrandizement Choir
30. All I Want Is You–Noga Vilozny