Songs by Album

Songs and Discography

This music player will allow you to hear every one of Barry’s songs in its entirety. Simply choose the album you want to hear and enjoy.

Naturally Sweetened

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  1. All I Want is You
  2. Me and You
  3. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
  4. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
  5. With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss
  6. You’re As Sweet As Sugar on a Stick
  7. I Love Your Eyes
  8. Don’t You Cry, Now Don’t You Fuss
  9. I Wanna Be Your Baby
  10. A Clock Without a “C”
  11. It All Comes Back To Me
  12. Me and You
  13. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
  14. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
  15. Barnyard Stomp
  16. All I Want Is You

Old Dogs, New Tricks

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  1. Our Dog Bernard
  2. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
  3. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
  4. I’m A 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
  5. The BumbleBee Song
  6. What If a Zebra Had Spots?
  7. I Wanna Be a Dog
  8. The Apple of My Eye
  9. My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana
  10. All I Want is You
  11. The Skatter Brak Flath Who Lives in My Bath
  12. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
  13. I’ve Got a Dog and My Dog’s Name is Cat

Teachers Favorites

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  1. Nothing
  2. My Friend Jake
  3. I Didn’t Mean To
  4. Tomorrow
  5. I Lost My Pants
  6. The Alfabet Song
  7. I Don’t Wanna Go To School
  8. I Love Your Eyes
  9. Cindy’s Absent
  10. Water
  11. Don’t Eat The Food That is Sitting on Your Plate
  12. Underwear
  13. I’ve Got a Teacher, She’s So Mean

Family Trip

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  1. It’s My Mother and My Father and My Sister and the Dog
  2. We Don’t Have to Share
  3. My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
  4. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can’t You Be That Way?
  5. But I’m Just Thirteen
  6. Go and Hush the Baby
  7. Oh No, I Like My Sister
  8. I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
  9. Mom Said, “No,” I Said, “Why?”
  10. When the House is Dark and Quiet
  11. Aunt Anna Came to Our House
  12. I Miss Grandma
  13. Early Sunday Morning

A Little Different

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  1. I’m A Slug
  2. Homemade Band
  3. These Are Not My Children
  4. I Don’t Brush My Teeth
  5. It All Comes Back To Me
  6. Who Got a Boo-Boo?
  7. Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day
  8. Potty Training
  9. I Still Don’t Like Asparagus
  10. I’d Be Me
  11. Marvin Doesn’t Like the New Baby
  12. Wet Again
  13. Donuts
  14. A Clock Without a “C”
  15. The Dog Barked: A True Story
  16. Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
  17. Lucky To Be Alive

Old Enough To Know Better

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Disc I

    1. When Suzie Sneezed
    2. I Can’t Tie My Shoe
    3. I Used To Have a Sister
    4. My Dentist is An Awfully Nice Man
    5. Reptile World
    6. The Accident
    7. The Witch
    8. That’s What Makes the World Go ‘Round
    9. The Warning
    10. Don’t Leave Me in the House Alone
    11. The Dinosaur Song
    12. Ellen Grew a Beard
    13. The Town of Round
    14. Me and You
    15. I Looked Into the Mirror; What Did the Mirror Say?
    16. A Bee Will Sting You
    17. Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit
    18. Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String
    19. Everywhere You Go
    20. Shut Up in the Library

Disc II

  1. The Ant and the Grasshopper (What They Didn’t Tell You)
  2. Not So Good At Baseball
  3. Poor Orville Thlapp
  4. I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
  5. There’s No Substitute For a Cat
  6. Caterpillar
  7. First It Bit My Behind
  8. Barnyard Stomp
  9. I’m Bored
  10. I’m Late
  11. The Craster
  12. I Forgot
  13. The “I Eat Kids” Klezmer Polka
  14. Siamese Twins
  15. Get Your Hand Off of My Leg and Your Foot Out of My Shoe
  16. One Big Happy Family
  17. Five More Minutes
  18. Fred
  19. If You Know a Kid Who Complains All the Time
  20. I Don’t Believe You’re Going to the Bathroom

Juggling Babies

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  1. Trouble..What Trouble?
  2. Don’t Wake Up The Baby of The Baby Will Get You
  3. Diaper Rash (A Monster Song)
  4. Why Do I Love You?
  5. Lullaby For a Crying Baby
  6. Symphony in Why # Major
  7. But They’ll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me
  8. What Do We Do With a Crying Baby?
  9. A Sick Song
  10. What Are We Gonna Do About the Baby?
  11. As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Father’s Day Nightmare)
  12. I Can Do Anything
  13. Doo-Doo is a Bad Word
  14. Have a Little Smoke?
  15. I Wanna Be Your Baby
  16. Don’t You Cry, Now Don’t You Fuss
  17. Turkeys in the Straw

Naughty Songs for Boys and Girls

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  1. Thump Thump Thump
  2. Hey Jack, What’s in the Sack?
  3. You Can’t Say “Psbpsbpsb” on the Radio
  4. My Name is Hiram Lipshlitz
  5. With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss
  6. The Man and the Chicken
  7. Don’t Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
  8. I Can’t, I Can’t
  9. Mom and Dad Are Always Right
  10. They Said, “Eat the Broccoli”
  11. Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan
  12. A Brontosaurus with Bronchitis
  13. Tyrannosaurus Nix
  14. My Mother Ran Away Today
  15. The Poetry Lesson
  16. Do This, Do That
  17. Dad Says That I Look Like Him
  18. Leroy is a Late Bloomer
  19. You’re as Sweet as Sugar on a Stick
  20. Marching Shoulder to Shoulder

Family Concert

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  1. I Can Do Anything
  2. My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana
  3. I’m A 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
  4. I’ve Got a Dog and My Dog’s Name is Cat
  5. Our Dog Bernard
  6. Tomorrow
  7. Diaper Rash
  8. I Don’t Wanna Go To School
  9. My Brother Threw-Up on My Stuffed Toy Bunny
  10. Underwear
  11. I’ve Got a Teacher, She’s so Mean
  12. I Wanna Be a Dog
  13. I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
  14. My Mother Ran Away Today
  15. Mom Said, “No,” I Said, “Why?”
  16. When the House is Dark and Quiet
  17. Don’t Put Your Finger Up Your Nose

Off-Color Songs for Kids

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  1. Underwear
  2. The Town of Round
  3. The Chameleon
  4. I’d Be Me
  5. I Forgot
  6. I Looked Into the Mirror, “What Did the Mirror Say?”
  7. The Caterpillar
  8. The Crab
  9. Oh No, I Like My Sister!
  10. You Better Not Giggle, Now Don’t You Laugh, But I’m in Love with a Giraffe
  11. Water
  12. Hands and Kilometers
  13. Bad Boys: A Housebuilding Nightmare
  14. A Bee Will Sting You
  15. Elvin and the Witch
  16. What if a Zebra Had Spots?
  17. Five More Minutes
  18. Later

Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit
and Other Songs My Parents Won’t Let Me Sing

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  1. I Lost My Pants
  2. Mom Said “No,” I Said, “Why?”
  3. The Dinosaur Song
  4. Reptile World
  5. Get Your Finger Off My Leg and Your Hand Off of My Shoe
  6. Inequality Makes the World Go ‘Round
  7. Marvin Doesn’t Like the New Baby
  8. Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String
  9. Nothing
  10. I’m Late
  11. I Don’t Think My Teacher Likes Me
  12. I Love My Daddy
  13. Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It in his Armpit
  14. Go and Hush the Baby
  15. Don’t Eat the Food That is Sitting in Your Plate
  16. I’m Standing Naked on the Kitchen Table (Trying to Get Your Attention)
  17. Wet Again
  18. But I Still Don’t Like Asaparagus

Songs for Well Behaved Children

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  1. It’s My Mother and My Father and My Sister and the Dog and My Two Little Brothers and Me
  2. I Am Very Sad to Say That Cindy Won’t Be Out to Play
  3. I Wanna Be a Dog
  4. The Craster
  5. The Bumblebee Song
  6. The Warning
  7. Don’t Leave Me in the House Alone
  8. A Clock without a “C”
  9. Ellen Grew a Beard
  10. Mommy, Mommy, I Gotta Get a Record
  11. We Don’t Have to Share
  12. I’m Bored
  13. I Didn’t Mean To
  14. The Accident
  15. I Don’t Wanna Go To School
  16. Aunt Anna Came to Our House
  17. The Alfabet Song
  18. Siamese Twins
  19. I Can’t Tie My Shoe
  20. Poor Orville Thlapp
  21. If You’ve Got a Kid Who Complains All the Time
  22. I Miss Grandma
  23. First It Bit My Behind
  24. I Love Your Eyes
  25. There’s No Subsitute For a Cat

Captured Live and in the Act

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  1. Early Sunday Morning
  2. He Eats Aspragus, Why Can’t You Be That Way?
  3. I’m A Three-Toed, Triple Eyed, Double Jointed Dinosaur
  4. My Friend Jake
  5. Thump, Thump, Thump
  6. Tomorrow
  7. Fred
  8. When the House is Dark and Quiet
  9. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
  10. The Apple of My Eye
  11. I’ve Got a Teacher, She’s So Mean
  12. Shut Up in the Library
  13. Don’t Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
  14. Louder

My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana
and other Provocative Songs for Kids

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  1. When the House is Dark and Quiet
  2. The Skatter Brack Flath Who Lives in the Bath
  3. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
  4. My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana
  5. Barnyard Stomp
  6. Our Dog Bernard
  7. My Name is Hiram Lipshlitz
  8. Tomorrow
  9. All I Want is You
  10. My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
  11. For My Sister, Wherever I May Find Her
  12. My Mommy Drives a Dump Truck
  13. Talking I’ve Got a Teacher, He’s So Boring (or I Shall Be Free # 1-12)
  14. I’ve Got a Dog and My Dog’s Name is Cat
  15. But I’m Just Thirteen
  16. I’ve Got a Little Sister

I Eat Kids
and Other Songs for Rebellious Children

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  1. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can’t You Be That Way?
  2. I’m A Three-Toed, Triple Eyed, Double Jointed Dinosaur
  3. I Don’t Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair
  4. My Dentist is an Awfully Nice Man
  5. I Eat Kids
  6. Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
  7. I Never Did Like You Anyhow
  8. To Mommy
  9. Shut Up in the Library
  10. I Don’t Believe You’re Going to the Bathroom
  11. I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
  12. Fred
  13. I’ve Got a Teacher, She’s So Mean
  14. Me and You
  15. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
  16. When Suzie Sneezed
  17. My Friend Jake
  18. Early Sunday Morning
  19. Louder

We’re Not Kidding! A Tribute to Barry Louis Polisar

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DISC 1

    1. All I Want is You–The Vespers
    2. My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana–DeLeon
    3. I Eat Kids–The Radioactive Chicken Heads
    4. I’m A Slug–Rutherford B. Hayes is Dead
    5. My Brother Threw Up on my Stuffed Toy Bunny–Purple Mums
    6. With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss–Alyssa Robbins
    7. Diaper Rash–Haunted Cologne
    8. Shtek Nit Dayn Finger in Der Noz–Deborah Berman & the Nogoodniks
    9. I Wanna Be Your Baby–Le Page
    10. I’d Me Be–Evan Polisar and Cesar Cartagena
    11. Donuts–Jeff Forrest
    12. Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan–Robbins in a Tree-O
    13. Cindy’s Absent–Dead Mens Hollow
    14. Me and You–Your Little Pony
    15. Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car–Los Huevos
    16. You Can’t Say “Psbpsbpsb” on the Radio-Ham & Burger
    17. Shut Up in the Library–Noga Vilozny
    18. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole–David W. Jacobsen and September’s Shadow
    19. Hey Jack, What’s in the Sack?–Tor Hyams
    20. The Alfabet Song–Frankie and Rufus
    21. I’ve Got a Dog and My Dog’s Name is Cat–Elizabeth Street
    22. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can’t You Be That Way?–Kid Kazooey
    23. When Suzie Sneezed–JLA
    24. What if A Zebra Had Spots?–The Boogers
    25. You’re As Sweet As Sugar on a Stick–Rebecca Loebe
    26. I Don’t Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb my Hair–Nate Lieby
    27. A Clock Without a “C”–Jordan Stowell and In The Audience
    28. I Wanna Be a Dog–Tom Vincent
    29. I Didn’t Mean To–Barry Louis Polisar duet with Radioactive Chicken Heads
    30. All I Want Is You (redux)–Barry Louis Polisar

DISC 2:

  1. Giggle Tickle Wiggle Fiddle Around–Alyssa Robbins
  2. Apple of My Eye–Rutherford B. Hayes is Dead
  3. Our Dog Bernard–Purple Mums
  4. I Love Your Eyes–Loverlee
  5. Barnyard Stomp–The Vespers
  6. Lullaby For a Crying Baby–Key Wilde and Mr Clarke
  7. Don’t You Cry, Now Don’t You Fuss–Le Page
  8. That’s What Make the World Fo ‘Round–Elizabeth Street
  9. Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan–Noah Scalin and the League of Space Pirates
  10. I Wanna Be A Dog–The Radioactive Chicken Heads
  11. Potty Training–The Michael O’Brian Band
  12. Don’t Put Your Finger Up Your Nose–Ham & Burger
  13. I’ve Got a Teacher, She’s So Mean–Kid Kazooey & his One Man Klezmorkestra
  14. I Never Did You Like You Anyhow–Nate Lieby
  15. “Doo-Doo” is a Bad Word–JLA
  16. Go and Hush the Baby–Tor Hyams
  17. I’m a Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur–Bonnie Phipps
  18. I Looked Into the Mirror, What Did the Mirror Say?–The Radioactive Chicken Heads
  19. C’est Toi que j’veux (All I Want is You)–Eric Hartereau
  20. Hiram Lipshlitz–DeLeon
  21. Trouble…What Trouble?–Adam David and the Freewheelers
  22. I Never Road the Railroads–John Winfield Blake
  23. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole–Jennifer Hall and Water Method
  24. We Don’t Have To Share–Lunch
  25. Lucky to Be Alive–Le Page
  26. When the House is Dark and Quiet–The Brothers Vilozny
  27. A Clock Without a “C”–Catherine Satterlee and Jim Greenfield
  28. Underwear–The Radioactive Chicken Heads
  29. The Tushie Song–The Barry Louis Polisar Self Aggrandizement Choir
  30. All I Want Is You–Noga Vilozny