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Potty Training

by Barry Louis Polisar

Once a jolly mom and dad camped beside their baby son,
Under the lights that burned bright in the loo.
And they sang as they watched and waited tip the boy was done,
Sang, "We'll go a-potty training with you."

Potty training, Potty training,
We'll go potty training with you.
And we'll sit and we'll wait
and we'll hold your hand 'til you are through;
We'll go a-potty training with you.

Well up jumped the little boy and ran into the living room,
In came his parents, for they knew
They must sit; they must wait; they must watch him make his little doo;
We'll go a-potty training with you.

Potty training, potty training,
We'll go potty training with you.
And we'll sit and we'll wait
and we'll hold your hand tip you are throug;h
We'll go a-potty training with you.

You can lead a lad to water, but you cannot make him sit;
"You'll never make me," he said as he withdrew.
And his ghost may be heard as you pass beside the bathroom now;
Who'll go a-potty training with you.

Copyright by Barry Louis Polisar



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