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I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp

by Barry Louis Polisar

I never did like you anyhow;
You think like a fish and you sing like a cow,
You smell like a moose, and you talk like a goat,
You walk like a frog's stuffed deep inside your coat.

You drool when you talk and you burp when you eat,
Got pimples on your face and blisters on your feet.
You waddle like a duck and you snort when you giggle,
You run down the street and your middle does a wiggle.

Copyright by Barry Louis Polisar

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