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Get Your Hand Off Of My Leg and Your Foot Out Of My Shoe

by Barry Louis Polisar

Your face is friendly and you're smart and you are always clean,
I know you have the nicest nose I knows I've ever seen,
Your personality's a plus, you always are well-dressed,
But here's a little something that I'd like to suggest:

Get your hand off my leg, get your foot out of my shoe;
I love you very much, I just can't stand the things you do.
Stop tickling me, don't grab my knee, stop wearing all my clothes,
Get your feet off of my elbow, get your elbow off my nose.

Maybe I am touchy, but I think that you are too;
I wish you wouldn't rub so much and tickle like you do.
Keep your hands right by your side and your toes off of my knee;
I don't know what is wrong with you, but it's rubbing off on me.

Copyright by Barry Louis Polisar

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