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Diaper Rash

by Barry Louis Polisar

Be careful it will get you if you don't watch out;
You can scream and you can holler, you can cry and you can pout.
It's mean and its nasty; it's ugly and its red,
It comes when you are sleeping alone in your bed.

It's diaper rash
It's diaper rash
It's diaper rash

Diaper rash will get you if you don't watch out;
It will sneak up on your rear or somewhere there about.
Nothing will ever help you 'cept Vaseline or gel,
You won't drive it away no matter how you yell.

It creeps up on you slowly if you don't watch out;
You'll grit your teeth, gnash your jaw, and thrash your legs about.
You gotta change the baby when baby starts to scream,
Anoint the butt with ointment and cover it with cream.

Copyright by Barry Louis Polisar



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